Im Emilie, and I would rather be at the beach.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

waltgifs:

such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking for?

(Source: nevver)

(Source: sailorspuds)

(Source: octoberblood)

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

aproductofmysurroundings:

This fucking show

(Source: -teesa-)

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

One of the things my sociology teacher said that stuck with me

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

"They use celebrities and sports to distract you from the real problems." 

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

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(Source: stability)

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.